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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office
- LOL. Okay, here are two favorites. What's black and tan and looks good on an attorney?. What's black and yellow and looks good on an attorney?
- How do you save five lawyers all drowning at the same time?
- man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. "How much does it cost for engineer brain?". "Three dollars an ounce. ". "How much does it cost for programmer brain?". "Four dollars an ounce. ". "How much for lawyer brain?". "$1, 000 an ounce. ". "Why is lawyer brain so much more?". "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?". Billy That is funny! I can always count on you for a good laugh!
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if going through a divorce, can the wife make the husband pay for her lawyer? if so, is this fair? if a couple is divorcing, why should one of them have to pay for the others lawyer? how hard or easy is for a judge to order one or the (divorce lawyer)
i lent someone money and they signed a contract. i want to get a lawyer to send them a copy of it plus letter saying if they do not pay by due date which they said they will not and never saw contract i will be taking legal action. any (divorce lawyer)
i was involved in an accident that will probably leave my car totaled. myself and a p enger in my car were taken to the hospital by ambulance so there are medical bills involved and there may be on going medical bills. both drivers are insured. the other driver received (lawyer)
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if you were a criminal attorney, would you defend somebody that you know is guilty of a vicious rape?. no it would just be a waste of $. no, that is unethical but i am not a lawyer !. my wife is a lawyer in the uk they're called solicitors. (accident lawyer)
i hate when people tell people they can not do this or do that go in that ap cl or become a lawyer, because your not in any honor cl es in high school. my argument is that anyone can do it as long is that you put your mind (lawyer)
hello, i need help before i see a lawyer. i bought a property under my mom's name about 3 years ago. my mom is getting divorce in a few months and i would not like my property to harm her when they separate their properties they have 3 more properties. (criminal lawyer)
i live in new jersey and i am seriously considering hiring a lawyer for my traffic ticket. how do i know if the lawyer is real and not a scam artist?. contact the new jersey bar ociation. they will have all the info on any attorney for that state. call (divorce lawyer)
i have been separated for some time, have two kids and looking for a great divorce lawyer. not looking to destroy my former spouse, just go through the proper channels and protect my self and little girls. i do not trust internet searches and really do not want to interview (lawyer)
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my cousin p ed away in january, 2007, she has a son, and 3 sisters, is he entilitied to her part of the land and house, even if she did not have a will and the land and house were. probate is the legal process of settling the estate of (lawyer)
i give a loan about $8000 aus dollars to a friend of mine and i am unable to get it back. it's been 7 years now and have not received any money from them. right now i am in u. s. my question what kind of lawyer should i look (lawyer)
hello, everyone. i need some insights and wisdoms from people who are lawyers or know a lot about the inside and out of being a lawyer. growing up in my community, i had so many people telling me how glamorous life of a lawyer is, how much money they make, (lawyer)
you "failed" to finish what it was that limbaugh wanted obama to fail at - lawyer dude? does that make you "unpatriotic" for not finishing the limbaugh quote?. anybody who thinks rush is a deep thinker hasa brain a stick. he is a self - loathing ual. he's had three (lawyer)
the person with the most money for a lawyer, physical custody of the child, or just a better talker usually gets custody. if things are that bad, you have to continue to fight for. mother. unfortunately, even if mom was on while pregnant, the hospital will detox the infant and (lawyer)
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